Dream Garage: Loss Leader Edition

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06/12/2016 at 20:59 • Filed to: Dream Garage

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Aww yeah, it’s that time again! Tonight you will have a three vehicle garage. All three vehicles must be new and for sale in YOUR market. Here’s the catch: All three vehicles must be the absolute base models . The plebe series, the rent-a-spec, the chumpers ya’ll! No $500 floor mats, no premium paint, no larger engines than the entry model, no A/C if it isn’t standard, nothing. That means whatever the lowest priced consumer model is, that’s what you’re getting.

*Bonus Challenge: At least two of the three vehicles must be under $50k. *

Here are mine: ecsreMde 4LC00S, dnIina uotSc iyxtS, buSaur tbaukOc

If you have questions, just post and we’ll figure out which models count as the base since there are many vehicles that obscure that line. As always, enjoy yo’selves!


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wobbles the Mind
06/12/2016 at 21:06

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Right. Land Cruiser. 4C. WRX.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Wobbles the Mind
06/12/2016 at 21:07

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Yes I have a question. What are your 3?


Kinja'd!!! interstate366, now In The Industry > Wobbles the Mind
06/12/2016 at 21:08

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Manual Accord LX for DDing.

Whatever the base Miata is for fun stuff.

And Land Cruiser because it's already fully loaded.


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Your boy, BJR
06/12/2016 at 21:10

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Mercedes CLS400, Indian Scout Sixty, Subaru Outback (just barely beating out the WRX).


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > interstate366, now In The Industry
06/12/2016 at 21:12

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I have a feeling the Land Cruiser is going to be a popular choice.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Wobbles the Mind
06/12/2016 at 21:14

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Unless it’s something like an F-Type I’m allergic to base models.


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Wobbles the Mind
06/12/2016 at 21:19

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Honda Grom

BMW 228i

Toyota Land Cruiser


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Wobbles the Mind
06/12/2016 at 21:21

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F-Type, 488GTB, Land Cruiser


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Wobbles the Mind
06/12/2016 at 21:23

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this is what it came out as for me


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Wobbles the Mind
06/12/2016 at 21:25

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Corvette, Escalade ESV, Indian Chief Vintage


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > Wobbles the Mind
06/12/2016 at 21:29

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Fiat 500 Abarth.

Aprilia Tuono.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Wobbles the Mind
06/12/2016 at 21:34

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Base Abarth 124. ITS NOT A FIAT. Fine Base ND.

Base Suburban

Base McLaren 570GT


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Wobbles the Mind
06/12/2016 at 21:36

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RUF RGT 4.2 since RUF is a manufacturer, this 800 horsepower car is technically the base model.

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Caterham 7 280 $40,000

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Abarth 124. No Fiat badges on this, so it’s the base model... right?

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Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Wobbles the Mind
06/12/2016 at 22:15

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Micra S, not only the cheapest model in Nissan’s lineup, and the cheapest of the Micra range, it’s also the cheapest car for sale outright in Canadaland.

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Toyota 4Runner Standard Package, because secretly it’s actually a Land Cruiser Prado. I was hankering for a WorkMate 70 Series, until I remembered it was restricted to just cars for sale in your country. So, it’s descendent will do.

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Rolls-Royce Ghost. The cheapest Roller. Which is like saying what the cheapest ultra-luxury VIP private jet is. It’s still fancy as all hell, and you WILL look like the fanciest motherfucker in town when you roll up in your Ghost. No lie, I’d take one over a Phantom. The Phantom is just a bit cumbersome and big for me.


Kinja'd!!! GE90man > Wobbles the Mind
06/12/2016 at 22:22

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BMW 740i- at least it still comes with a lot of stuff base

porsche 918, who needs extra stuff on that?

Toyota Land Cruiser, there are literally no options on that

honorable mentions:

Any Bentley, rolls or supercar manufacture maybe


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > Your boy, BJR
06/12/2016 at 22:24

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I scrambled it so that people wouldnt feel like they have to avoid the ones I pick (though I try to grab the more unlikely choices).


Kinja'd!!! Hammerdown > Wobbles the Mind
06/13/2016 at 09:19

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Chevy SS, Chevy Silverado, Victory Cross Country:

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Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Wobbles the Mind
06/14/2016 at 01:45

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Uh... Miata, Corvette and a XE! All red and manual too

(Do M cars count as base models?)


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > Wobbles the Mind
06/16/2016 at 00:30

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I live in Britain now (jk, but let’s pretend and bend the rules a bit)

I actually don’t hate Volvo’s base halogens, they’re still way better than Acura’s disturbing insect-eye LEDs, so I’d have a base D3 V90 (with the 6 spd manual!)

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Secondly, if you’re gonna have a base penalty box, why not make it Italian? Red is the standard color, how much more Alfa can you get?!

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Finally, how can you not have fun when the base Cactus looks like this?

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Nothing more than 4 cyl each, so fuel costs will be at a cheap price too!


Kinja'd!!! RT > Amoore100
07/08/2016 at 19:22

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Great choices, though I heard the base engines on the Alfa is a little lacking in power. Styling makes up for it though.


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > RT
07/08/2016 at 22:34

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Haha, yeah. It would be very Italian, though, to have to rev the engine to get anywhere, and occasionally have bits fall off and catch fire.


Kinja'd!!! RT > Wobbles the Mind
07/09/2016 at 06:24

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For a start, you need a good all-rounder.

While the Range Rover doesn’t really reach its full potential in base spec, you can get plenty with a base Land Cruiser, which is the next best thing.

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When it comes to basic cars, roadsters are great. Italian option is usually the best option, so I chose an Alfa Spider S3 due to the 1.6 base engine.

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The base Aston DB9 also looks the best imo, since the original design is untainted by any extra junk. So a simple 2004 DB9 is good for me.

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All of these will be money pits, but they’re cool anyway.


Kinja'd!!! RT > Amoore100
07/09/2016 at 06:28

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The Alfa I chose will make yours look very reliable in comparison though. ;)